Re: who's common?

Keith Hearn (khearn@pyramid.com)
Mon, 2 Feb 1998 18:08:19 -0800 (PST)

Captain Arrrrrrrrrrrr wrote:
>
> To answer this, we must step into character (please take this in the
> humorous tone intended)...
>
> Greetings ignoble cur:
>
> Jim Frediani wrote:
> > They are only noble because that's what Rich calls them.
>
> I know not of this Rich you so irreverently speak, my unlearned friend,
> but know this: that the ancient & regal family of the Creepy Crawlers
> is a glorious pagentry of honor, courage, chivalry: in a word,
> nobility.
>
> You seem brave yourself, to speak thusly to one such as I. I would have
> you speak these same words to me in person, lest I misinterpret the
> message on your rapid carrier pigeon. Come to Camaris, good man, & I'll
> show you the kind of welcome we nobles provide for those beneath us who
> forget their proper place alloted to them by Atnerks. Indeed, with
> narry a day of training I will make you into a proper worker for a life
> of humble drudgery.
>
> With my most ferverent wishes that you be relieved of the sorrowful
> burden of your gross commonality with the greatest dispatch,
> I am,
> the bold,
> the feared,
> the honorable,
> & last but not least,
> the noble,
> Captain Arrrr!

That sounds like a declaration of WAR to me!

oh? what? humour?

nevermind

>

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