Greetings ignoble cur:
Jim Frediani wrote:
> They are only noble because that's what Rich calls them.
I know not of this Rich you so irreverently speak, my unlearned friend,
but know this: that the ancient & regal family of the Creepy Crawlers
is a glorious pagentry of honor, courage, chivalry: in a word,
nobility.
You seem brave yourself, to speak thusly to one such as I. I would have
you speak these same words to me in person, lest I misinterpret the
message on your rapid carrier pigeon. Come to Camaris, good man, & I'll
show you the kind of welcome we nobles provide for those beneath us who
forget their proper place alloted to them by Atnerks. Indeed, with
narry a day of training I will make you into a proper worker for a life
of humble drudgery.
With my most ferverent wishes that you be relieved of the sorrowful
burden of your gross commonality with the greatest dispatch,
I am,
the bold,
the feared,
the honorable,
& last but not least,
the noble,
Captain Arrrr!