Doesn't it strike you as obvious that PLATO always finds an excuse to
try to get everyone on their side?
Can't they handle things on their own?
Oops, I guess they can't :)
Cappy
At 09:35 19/05/99 -0700, Rodgers, Robert wrote:
>To all Olympians:
>
>Forces from the Crimson Dragons have begun operations against PLATO on
>Camaris, operating in close conjunction with LotC troops. Note that we
>never did anything to them, and in fact have always scrupulously honored our
>Camaris non-agression pact. With no warning, declaration of war, or
>communication of any kind these factions have attacked us. We assume they
>think we are vulnerable because of the war with the LotC--this proves their
>intelligence is as undeveloped as their honor.
>
>We would like to hear from the other proclaimed members of EAGLE--the Jackal
>and the SOA--to know if they plan to participate in this dishonorable
>attack. We will assume a lack of communication to be a positive response,
>and plan accordingly.
>
>We call upon all other right thinking factions and alliances to join us in
>glorious battle to punish these dispicable cretins and wipe the foul name of
>Crimson Dragons from the face of Olympia!
>
>For myself, I declare Blood Feud with the lowlife dog who calls himself
>Cendage. I will not rest until his head is on a pike before the ruinid
>gates of his castle. I post a bounty of 50,000 gold for his foul corpse,
>delivered to me in my stronghold on Camaris. Although I would gladly pay
>the bounty, I would prefer the chance to slay himself and deliver his
>stinking carcase to hades impaled on the bloody Sword of Ming!
>
>Run and and try to hide behind your magical barriers, coward, for I come for
>you.
>
>Ming the Merciless
>Lord High Diplomat of PLATO
>Master of the Western Marches
>Warmonger Extraordinare
>Abuser of Bugs
>Collecter of Pez
>Sigma Phi Epsilon
>