Page! take this scroll to every Musketeer faction!
Page! send this scroll by teleport to Camaris!
Mutter....scribble....mutter 'how could they think that?'
...'impossible!'.....
Unnoticed, a carrier pigeon alights at the window. Maltar frowns over his
latest missive, then jumps up startled as the pigeon alights on the parchment.
'a TIBS band...' unfurls the message, squinting at the window....
'APRIL FOOLS???'
Bellowing out the window: SERGEANT!!! STOP THOSE PAGES!!!
SQUIRE! Bring me a flagon of wine! Make that two flagons and dinner! And
declare a feast day in Sarindor in honor of my foolishness!
Lord Maltar
Rimmon Musketeers