Captain Hardiharhar

Anno Nymus (mistahboombastic@hotmail.com)
Thu, 07 May 1998 09:11:57 PDT

> Mark Hendrickson wrote:
>
> Greetings Olympiads:

hi all, and hi to Captain Arrrse

>
> Last turn, the good duke butt-pirate here, Dead Man Walking, >
decided he
> liked the look of Large Boat (5906), my ship, which he proceded to
> acquire while Captain Arrr was outside Yellowleaf executing failed
> orders (dough!).

haha :) and what a fine boat it is... thanks, I like it :)

> The cowardly Dead Man stole this boat from the Captain
> in a safehaven, where the Captain was engaged selling jeweled >
eggs.

So why were you seen coming in Yellowleaf from the Province? Don't you
know you're supposed to sell the damn things INSIDE the city? Really, do
we have to show you EVERYTHING?!

>
> 1,000 gp reward for anyone who can deliver me the body, alive, of >
one Dead Man Walking, j685.

What if I surrender, will you give me the money? (Like I would!)

>
> 2,000 gp reward for his the body of one living Dead Man Walking, so >
I can torture the boy & find out his lord.

Ha! I think not!

>
> best wishes,
> Captain Arrr
>
> > Yellowleaf [r52], port city, in province Forest [dh78], safe >
haven
> >
>--------------------------------------------------------------------->---
>
> > 1: Dead Man Walking [j685], duke, exited Fool's Guild [8516].
> > 1: Dead Man Walking [j685], duke, entered Large boat [5906].
>
> > Ships docked at port:
> > VFR [2694], galley, 0% loaded, defense 20
> > SwiftWind 1 [3646], galley-in-progress, 78% completed, 0% loaded
> > Large boat [5906], roundship, 0% loaded, defense 10, 5% damaged, >
owner:
> > Dead Man Walking [j685], "Sitting Duck"

Now take a look at this:

Yellowleaf [r52], port city, in province Forest [dh78], safe haven
----------------------------------------------------------------------
...
3: Captain Arrr [7662], with 22 pikemen, eight sailors, eight
catapults,
3: four oxen, arrived from Forest [dh78].
...

I didn't know jewelled eggs were such a treasure for you to need body
guards??? And catapults for Christ sake!

And what's the business with sending your orders to the Times?

tha Dead Guy :)

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