> Greetings fellow Olympians,
> Blah, blah, blah...
Please be aware that I've now been asked to be the mouthpiece of
the Paper Tiger League (PTL) which has told me that they are this,
like, totally super-secret organization whose goal is to communicate
messages like this through me. You will never see or hear them
within the game of Olympia except as mentioned in these messages.
The PTL Grand Poobah, "He Who Leads From Behind," has told me
to tell you that they are such a pervasive and powerful, yet
astonishingly invisible force in Olympia that all of you would
probably, like, totally freak out if you even knew the half of it.
You may be wondering why a secret organization such as theirs
feels compelled to post these cryptic messages and annoy all
of you but they wouldn't tell me that. It's a secret. Anyhow,
I don't even know what the heck Olympia is but trust me, they're
serious! Well, that's about it. Look both ways before crossing.
Be nice to your mother. Play fair...
Buffy : The Empire Slayer
P.S.: Isn't it, like, totally kewl that they let a 15-year-old
like me open up a hotmail account and send out these emails?
Rad!!
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