+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | The Olympia Times issue g2-95 | | December 8, 1998 | | | | turn 95 360 players http://www.pbm.com/ | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+Questions, comments, to play: info@pbm.com
Olympia PBEM
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Okay, next week we'll have enough time to write a post. Keep those questions coming!
-- The PGA [mh8]
The ALL NEW webpage of TIB Alliance now has an up-to-date Travel Advisory page. Check it out at http://members.aol.com/theicyblak/travel.html
There is also a link to it on the webpage of The Hanover Consortium. http://members.aol.com/phen376022/index.htm
If you have any news about where it is NOT safe to travel, let us know!!! Check back regularly as this one will be updated on a regular basis.
-- The Hanover Consortium [pv2]
Greetings Olympians and a special hello to all Drassans.
If you are in the northwestern region of Olympia, please take a moment to look at our web household at: http://www.ip.pt/~ip231870/HoL.htm
It includes a map of the Kingdom of Cragstan and the surrounding area as well as important information for anyone wishing to visit our territories in Cragstan and western Cipheria.
Live long and prosper, Lord Ralek Arkham Speaker for the House of Lords Kingdom of Cragstan
-- House of Lords [tq9]
Bad dogs should be beaten. Mad dogs must be killed. Bad mad dogs will be beaten and killed.
-- Freebootin' Frank Freek [v014]
In need of more troops or a second flank? How about an armed escort through hostile wilderness or dangerous waters? Then contact "The Brotherhood of the Red God" (The BoRG), and for a modest fee we can send an escort by caravan on land or via ship in dangerous waters. In general we are swords for hire and for the right price, will attack almost any target. Please visit our web site at www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/1843/borg.html or contact us at asgardian@bigfoot.com
May the Red God smile upon you.
-- Heimdall [d522]
Funeral services for the following will be held Tuesday 12 7 98 in sweetwood at 7 pm...DECEMBER 7TH A DAY OF DEATH
The dead are:
Wegwuk [w757]! Victoria The Merchant [5625]! Gleeb The Gastronomer [g650]! Renok The Carpenter [9998] Marquis de Carabas [n096]! Hunter [s052]! Lord Ratspeaker [s497]! Brother Cultus [n870]! Farmanth [9818], Riach Ammon [n060] Captain Jensen [n700]
-- Maddog Roy Earl [g308]
It was a lovely service...Maddog gave me a beautiful necklace. A very nice string of EARS. Now I need some mountain air. Oh yeah...go hide under the garrison...BITE ME no garrison
-- Marie [p849]
Let's get organized ---- Look what it did for one celled organisms.
-- Tiger IIth [s634]
Rumors
Mad Dog McScum - prepare to get beaten like the family mule!
- the Lowlander
Maddog, you know what happens to mad dogs. Be assured, your rabies will be cured in a permanent way.
Boom
Puff, the crimson dragon, lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Camaris (use a french accent here - Camarea). Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff And brought him gold, iron and wood and other fancy stuff,
Oh, Puff, the crimson dragon, lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Camaris. Puff, the crimson dragon, lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Camaris. Together they would travel on roundship with billowed sail Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name,
Oh, Puff, the crimson dragon, lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Camaris. Puff, the crimson dragon, lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Camaris.
A dragon lives forever, but not so evil sayers Aura blasts and elite swords make way for other players. One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more And Puff that mighty dragon, cried out his fearless roar. His head was bent in anger, crimson scales fell like rain Puff no longer went to play behind the scenes again Without his lifelong friend, Puff shook with rage It seemed that Puff that mighty dragon was let out of his cage.
Oh, Puff, the crimson dragon, lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Camaris. Puff, the crimson dragon, lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Camaris.
Lord Foul -> Don't thrust him, either he is a Lord, or he is a Fool
What is the difference between a savage and an IC noble?
Savages have fight to the death
I'm not writing any rumors this time.
Q: What is the difference between the Rimmon Muskateers and Dead Meat?
A: The initials.
Q. How many visions does it take to take over a PLATO castle?
ANS. None, we have enough concealed scouts to do the job!
With all this aura I could do some real damage!!
If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops,
What the hell am I to do at my workstation?
Confused Engineer.
The hour is coming, The army begins to gather.
Soon they will be underway... But where is their destination?
A land far away across the sea. They are neither expected or wanted.
Surely 1000+ troops can make a dent in the armour of the vile enemy. ANd with an aura blast or two, the forces before us will crumble....
D-Day is coming.
Commander-in-chief of the assult force.