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| The Olympia Times issue g1-30 |
| January 18, 1995 |
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| turn 30 190 players "Yes...a sign!" |
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As I gird on for fighting
My sword upon my thigh,
I think on old ill fortunes
Of better men than I.
Think I, the round world over,
What golden lads are low
With hurts not mine to mourn for
And shames I shall not know.
What evil luck soever
For me remains in store,
'Tis sure much finer fellows
Have fared much worse before.
So here are things to think on
That ought to make me brave,
As I strap on for fighting
My sword that will not save.
-- A. E. Housman
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Notices
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Previously orcs did not count toward the "men" requirement when
pillaging. A lore sheet implied that orcs could pillage, and they
have been changed so they now can.
Orbs now are good for 3-9 successful uses before they wear out and
shatter. Counting starts as of this turn.
Player-contributed press
The recent rumours about Western Drucartan being closed to exploitation or
building are, sadly, true. The unceasing work of Despite in despoiling
the Land have been all too effective, and continue to overwhelm the efforts
of the Lords of Revelstone and the little of Kevin's Lore which they have
yet mastered. Today, great hordes of Kresh, the savage giant yellow wolves,
pace the outskirts of Trothguard, and bands of ur-viles patrol the farther
reaches of Guard's Gap, hindering the entrance of loyal Haruchai to the
Land. All are urged to avoid the Western Drucartan region for all purposes
other than itinerant travel. Building structures is the work of evil.
Lord Mhoram, son of Variol, for the Lords of Revelstone
"The only good Orc oil is Revelstone[tm] brand Orc oil!"
-- Lords of Revelstone [ad4]
Because of fear of unrest and a large influx of immigrants to a
continent with low resources, visitors to Eastern Drucartan are
asked to procure a visa before entering the area. ( We define
Eastern Drucartan as the area of Drucartan that is east of the Uldim
Pass).
If you want a visa, please send a message to John Sen[m6f],
describing the nobles in the party, the size of the party, and the
reason for visiting Eastern Drucartan. There is no fee, and
requests will only be refused in rare ( i.e. I am bringing 2000
men to kill all nobles ) circumstances.
-- The Sen Clan [di4]
Lumber prices in the Imperial City are too high!
You will be able to buy lumber in the Imperial city at wholesale
prices begining turn 31! Lumber to be sold at 8 gold ea.
-- Circle of Hope [lp3]
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As we travel further away from the Imperial City
there is little to report. The provinces are
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activity or other nobles. We have seen few
monsters or interesting locations.
-- Seekers of Knowledge [tt4]
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S. CAMARIS Update
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Some slight ripples in the nearby ocean straits;
otherwise, all is calm this month.
-- Compte du S. Camaris [b4q]
-- The Crazy Quilters [vn7]
An ally and I are sailing east of Tollus. I welcome the
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-- Captain Tarkus [c1s]
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-- Sludge [x0o]
I would like to announce to all concerned that the noble merchant Bayle
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-- Dixtheus [e3i]
Dateline Tollus - someone was very surprised when a ship landed marines,
and a deafening chant was heard: "No Pain, Whatta Gain!!!" Then came
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-- Duffy Brew [f8d]
PILGRIMS AID SOCIETY
Travel warnings are still in effect for the Tollus area.
Fighting continues to be reported and at least one
uninvolved party has already been attacked.
Additionally, travel warnings are being issued for the
Trion area of Provinia. At least two large armies are
currently active in that area attacking garrisons and nobles.
Also, Atnos should be considered a dangerous area. With the
recent conflicts, the Pilgrims Aid Society is recommending
naval vessels avoid the waters immediately surrounding Atnos.
All factions are advised to look to their own defense. As
always, the Aid Society is open for questions and comments.
-- Akmall Benhalla [p3p]
Mapping Data for Western Rimmon
5 6 7 8 9
C 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789
o P
p ff
q P ~ mp ffff
r ssss ~~~~f mppp ff
s ~~~Ssss~~~~~ffff pPpp
t ~~~~~~~~~~~ppppm pppPp
u ~~~~pppppppmm ~mm
v ~~~ppppp pMmmf
w ~~sssSsssmmff
x ~~~iSssssmmF
y ~~~~~~~i~~~~
z ~~~~~~~~~~
Eddra @ cv63
Calldwr @ cx58
Denaste @ cw59
Calldwr [aa0u]
Shipcraft [120], Combat [121], Persuasion [124], Construction [125],
Alchemy [126]
trade who price qty wt/ea item
buy aa0u 2 100 2 fish [87]
buy aa0u 4 15 1 woven baskets [94]
buy aa0u 54 6 100 linen [262]
buy aa0u 26 231 50 soap [110]
sell aa0u 5 25 10 fish oil [97]
sell aa0u 50 10 100 pitch [261]
sell aa0u 1 50 10 lead [102]
sell aa0u 43 41 50 ale [90]
Eddra [as8r]
Combat [121], Persuasion [124], Construction [125], Alchemy [126],
Mining [129], Gatecraft [163]
trade who price qty wt/ea item
buy as8r 7 9 5 clay pots [95]
sell as8r 27 2 10 iron [79]
sell as8r 1 50 10 lead [102]
sell as8r 23 10 100 cassava [267]
Denaste [at0m]
Combat [121], Stealth [122], Construction [125], Alchemy [126],
Gatecraft [163]
trade who price qty wt/ea item
buy at0m 7 9 5 clay pots [95]
sell at0m 1 50 10 lead [102]
sell at0m 24 31 25 candles [257]
-- MacBeth [u0i]
To battle, at last! I have trained long and hard for this day,
working since the day I entered Olympia to become a grand master
Swordsman. Now, we will see if the training has paid off.
-- Hans Shadowspawn [r2y]
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-- Mandrake [t8t]
Dearest Miyuki,
I am so happpy that we are again together that I can hardly bare
to leave you this morning to carry out my duties. Oh, how much
brighter the sun is now that you are with me!
I will meet you this evening at the Dead End Inn for dinner
at sundown. My heart will yearn for your company until then.
-- Kovaq'nu [v4n]
Visitors are welcome to the area controlled by the Cohorts of
Colossus [vo4], as long as they obtain travel permits first.
Not all requests will be granted. The affected area includes
the land provinces bounded by bx25 and bz27.
To avoid possible misunderstandings, do not enter this area
without a permit.
-- Sheriff Pelenth of Gentlewind [f3i]
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-- Ferry master [z1s]
The Chat of Olies appear to have stretched their grip on the world.
Who dares to challenge it? I for one do! I believe in personal
freedom, liberty and (of course) equality. I say "Down with these
pubic lice that want to enslave us!"
ARE YOU WITH ME?
Is anyone listening?
-- Max Constructus [l9a]
Today we embark in an unexplored land. I do know know what we will find.
Nor if we find friends or foes. From what I have heard our leader plans
to walk about some and explore the land around us. Lets just hope there
is none that mistakes us for some invasion.
-- Bootes [t3t]
Seen here:
Pel [q1v], duchess, accompanied by:
Erik the Well Read [l4o], prisoner
-- Pel [q1v]
This is monthly notice if you wish to visit the environs
of Cycarth and Redwine please be courteous enough to let
m9l know (you can reach him at heyman@camis.stanford.edu.
I do not currently plan to restrict access, but would like
to know who is wandering around in my front yard. I would
especially like to know if you plan on using any of the
natural rsources (peasants, wood, and the like) in the
provinces bt25 bt26 bt27 bu25 bu26 bu27 bv25 bv26 bv27
bw25 bw26 and bw27.
By order of Darkman, caretaker of Dark Castle
-- Dweezil [e5q]
Journal - Thunder and rain, Year 4
Scattered alliance we now be,
seperated by swamp, forest and sea.
To the task we bend our backs,
capturing birds & horses for our stacks.
When will this all end?
The Lord of the Morning,
The Dragon,
-- Lews Therin Telamon [m3m]
The Tai Lung's captain would like to contact anyone sailing
in the northern unexplored regions to exchange data and avoid
duplication of effort.
-- Hidenka Sencho [az7t]
Rumors
What is the AOO? Shelley almost said it:
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that
colossal Wreck....
More like colossal Dreck, if you ask me.
"Gee, look what I see!"
Seen here:
Lesser Demon [jr8v], with 14 spirits
"Maybe we should be moving on?"
Hope and Crosby, On the road to Hades...
Dear f.D.,
I am still hanging on, thank you.
Care to reveal your real faction, yet?
--- Squire Adam
Among the old peasant women of Olympia, there is a saying --
Even the full moon wanes with time.
There is an Order that we must kill
They rape and pillage at will
We shal cut off thier heads
Making sure they are dead
Thus reducing them to nill
-that same poet
"MAFOC: (acronym) Mitey Armed Forces Of Chaos; term used by CHAOS
MegaFaction members to refer to their combined military forces.
^^^^^^^
Huh huh, hunh, huh huh, he said "member".
Beavis
Q: Where is MAFOC?
A: Everywhere.
Perceive those things which cannot be seen.
-- Musashi
"Today on Farm Report, we'd like to introduce Erik the Well Read."
"Thanks. I'm glad to have this forum to talk about the sweeping
agricultural reforms I'm planning for Atnos. I think we should be able
to feed a great number of people here."
"That's nice. Hey, lookie there, it's the AOO. They look like they're
gonna come over here and blow you up REAL GOOD!"
"What? Where?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Hoooweee, he shore did blow up REAL GOOD! Yup, those AOO boys shore know
how to blow up a feller good! Well, that's all the time we have this week,
join us next week with our special guest, Oleg the Loudmouth!"
"And remember, pray the good AOO takes a liking to you and blows you up
REAL GOOD!"
Ma Rat. It rather speaks for itself, doesn't it?
We are those that watch,
We are those that wait,
Look not over your shoulder,
For the daggers approach,
Between you blades,
We stand openly among you,
Our counsel;
Leading you to your fate,
And our dirks slash your throats,
Drawn openly from our waist.
(overheard in the catacombs of Chateau Olympique)
To the pirate crew of Rory's Revenge:
A great Leviathan shall arise from the see and smite you.
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All Hail Oleg! From out of the crushing grip of tryanny slips a leader!
Wish that we could openly proclaim our devotion to the cause, but discretion
must come before valor. We will declare ourselves when we are ready to act.
It would seem that there will be wars and rumors of wars again
throughout Olympia. There are fewer and fewer safe places to be. At
some point a peace must come, but will there be any left to see it?
Q: What did [insert random victim here] exclaim when clobbered
in an unprovoked attack?
A: AOOch.
What is this I hear of pirates? I was going to do this (when
I had a ship and crew). Oh well, better go join the AOO then.
Suggested anti-AOO strategy. Send a noble into that tower, learn
hide, & then set yourself down inside an AOO city & pillage it for the
rest of the game! What could be more satisfying? Every gold you take is
both one for you & one against the blue meanies.
"I learned a long time ago that you can get along by being oh-so-
very-clever, or oh-so-very-nice. I decided to try the latter
method, and have never regretted it."
Elwood P. Dowd
Public service announcement:
When you use the WAIT command, always put a duration
on it. You may think that you can make sure never to give
to the wrong person, but it happens.
The sound of the march could be heard for miles around,
as well as the smoke form the fires on the battle field
and the circleing vultures could be seen.
The AOO starts to reorganise their masses inorder to maintain
and hold their newly AQUIRED land.
Looks like a CLEAN-UP crew might be needed to RAZE the
standard of the living conditions.
Maybe someone will come to the aid of the not so mighty....
We can only hope that the so called "Empire topplers" will do
as they say they will.... MAFOC where are you?
Looks like the AOO has gained a well-deserved image problem! Now, they
seem to be trying to clean it up. Can they persuade the rest of us
that they _really_ don't intend to wipe us all off the map?
Pirates are the most filthy, uncouth members of humanity imaginable.
I have been living among them in an attempt to understand the way
their minds work. It has been a hard couple of months and I still
do not understand what makes them into pirates. Oh well I shall
continue to study them until my ship comes to pick me up a couple of
months hence.
WhickerWhacker
WhickerWhack!
Pirates
Newbie ships attack!
Grab their gold
And bring it back
To secret place
And have a snack!
WhickerWhacker
WhickerWhack!
Meaner meanie
Got you back!
To your secret
Place we track
You now you pirates
Are a snack!
Hey Pel! Hate to say I told you so but... I did try to warn
you. Next time maybe you get smart and listen before it
TOO LATE!!!
Once again, all nobles are warned to avoid exploiting the resources of
bx23, which are being used under the direction of Duke Marat.
Bellabane [o3z] Forester of the Wheel
Overheard in a pub near the Imperial harbor.
"Don't just go off and kill Oleg about whom you hardly know anything, young
soldier ! What a waste that would be... No, instead get to know him. Read
his words in the Times. Talk with him. See what kind of man he is and
take his full measure. _Then_ kill him and not only will you have the
satisfaction of an opponent defeated but the firm knowledge of the world
having been made a better place for your courageous act."
Does anyone have experiences with the rides to the Cloudlands to report?
I, in secret fear give my support to Oleg dear.
But, alas, I like many who have gone this way,
I am now much to far away.
"Remember Oleg the Loudmouth!"
Why bother slaying dragons?
Even the puniest beings carry wonderous treasures, unimaginable
artefacts and mindboggling books. Wonder how they manage to carry
things around though...
Does anyone have any information on lands west of Provinia?
I notice that the atlas is sadly lacking in this respect...
Please help! Do your part!! Not everyone wants to hang out
in Provinia with that stuffy Marat meglomaniac...
Let recent events in Atnos be another warning to those who believe that
they can attack an AOO lord and win. The bodies of young and naive nobles
who were sent to their doom in suicide attacks against AOO holdings by a
one Axomin are mounting up.
Did Calliope, or anyone else, ever become IC Blacksmith?
If so, please advertise your metal weapons soon as I want some.
Market Survey: I am interested in the potential profits
of bounty hunting. Has anyone made a serious reward offer
with satisfactory payment procedures. Please address "serious
reward and payment plan" responses via the times, and include
an e-mail address. I will contact you directly if I am
willing to pursue your target.
Low Profile Bounty Hunters
As the event stamps them; but they have a good cover;
they show well outward. The prince and Count Claudio,
walking in a thick-pleached alley in my orchard, were
thus much overherad by a man of mine: the prince discovered
to Claudio that he loved my niece your duaghter, and
meant to acknowledge it this night in a dance; and, if
he found her accordant, he meant to take the present time by
the top, and instantly break with you of it.
Griffins are fabulous birds with powerful wings, lion's
bodies and eagles' beaks. They are sacred to Apollo, whose
treasures they gaurd in Provinia. Unfortunately their
protection has proven inadequate as of late.
Well it seems nobody's making money in the opium business. That's
ludicrous. Adam Osborne could make money in the opium business.
My dad could make money in the opium business. What's so damn hard
about creating an inelastic demand?
Study, study, study. Learn useful skills like Emasculate randy
peasants and Meatmastery. Frankly, I could use a little opium
myself.
